Score: 5

"Woggly"

submission: Spaced Out! (Episode 2A)

date: December 4, 2006

The jokes were... much too bland. It looks like you have watched some sort of famous comedy (Red Dwarf), and have done something there, which is a good start, but you really need to make us laugh. Spend MUCH more time on thinking up scripts, if you can't get something spantaneous. Spontenuety usually is more common when your working with one or two other people, but that really slows down the whole picture.
Also, I'd like to protest against the BLATANT copy of the character of cat from Red Dwarf. (I'd like to ask if you watch the english or the watered-down american version. PM me.) Not only is this copy unnacceptable, why couldnt you copy KRYTEN? Or Rimmer? They are much funnier characters.
I liked the way you answered to all your reveiws, or at least the ones of your first episode.
What made me chuckle was the sign in the British ship (Crackers, wensleydale ect.), but that wasn't really part of the animation.
All in all, a good, although bland start. May I suggest using less space orientated storylines, since it is a sort of copy of both Red Dwarf and Space Tree (google it), but also to watch various other comedy shows like Father Ted (Ireland, catholisism and swearing galore)
'Allo 'Allo (Very silly, very french, very "2nd world war-y")
Men Behving Badly (The english one, not the american one)

Thats all! I think you have lots of potential.

Score: 8

"Yubboz seeder."

submission: Smile!

date: August 30, 2006

Hmm...Now, this cartoon, as an idea, could've been taken two (or perhaps more) ways. Either it could come out as a sad, a bit sick and weird, creative but disturbed, innovative, but something that went a bit too far. Or, it could be seen as a funny (but not "funny"), black humour-sort-of-thing. In my eyes it was too disturbing, and the idea was too yucky to follow and appreciate, as it should have been. I believe you should've taken away more depth and blackness, and made it slightly less sinister and agressive. You made the movie, perhaps without knowing it, so the viewer was a "victim". I don't know, but when I watch a flash movie, I want to be a third person. An onlooker, if you like.

If you did make the movie slightly less dark, then the whole idea and concept could come out completely wrong. It would feel fake and staged. You did try to bring back a bit of humour and randomness by involving that sex-scene at the end, which seemed detached and irrelevant. If that scene was more gory (I dunno if thats quite the word I'm looking for...), or completely left out then perhaps the viewer would be left with a darker impression of the flash. But I think that this way feels as if you builtup to a climax, and ending it like that feels like a let-down.

Btw, the have nothing to do with what I think of the flash, because it was near-perfect (the graphics, sound etc.). What I think is what you should be working on is what inpression you want to make? And once you've what impression you want to make it, will you add a sexy scene at the end of it?

Anyway, I wanted to ask, the five guys pressing the buttons, they were robots right? Is that part of the idea? Robots will rule us? I wish I was a robot. Woo....

Blob.

Score: 8

"Yuckxy."

submission: Ragdoll Avalanche II

date: August 26, 2006

For this game to be even better, you should either emphasize on the ragdoll torturing (i.e.: adding more variety in the sharp stuff falling from the ceiling.) or on the game. And because dodging stuff is boring, I'd go for the other one. Yardipoop.

I liked the way you could snip the end of his legs off. Muahahah!

Score: 10

"Zoggy."

submission: Color Commander

date: August 26, 2006

Pure Genius. Well, maybe not pure, but at least 89.7% Genuis.

The idea, although somewhere, in the back of my head, I have seen before, is wonderful, although if you could control more accurately the little... creatures(?), I think the game would turn out much nicer.

Anyway, the graphics, simple as they are, are pretty. Because of the originality of the creatures and...because if they were any better, it would ruin the "look" of the game.

The sound was strange, seeing it changed every level. I think that is good, because a tinkly sort of tune would fit, and anything repetetive would soon get boring, and annoying, when trying to play the game.

I think the game would be better if different creatures would work on differrent buildings. You should try to make the game more complex and more puzzle-like, but not so much as to be sucked into a portal to Very-long-instruction-land. By doing this you would avoid the game getting boring in the later levels and turning into a silly, repetetive, button-mashing, pile of squidgy goo. Keepy-Uppy and Yo ho ho.

Score: 3

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submission: Retarded Babies

date: August 25, 2006

I didn't really like this. The animation was a bit slow moving, which isn't neceserily bad, but when someguy dies you want to get the effect of shock. Not: "...oh, look, that knife is going to fall on your head...yeah...quick, out of the way...oh...it hit you...pity." The rats were a nice touch though. The music didn't fit at all. The whole story was silly, (a house doesn't explode that way). But the graphics were okay. Either try improving the animation and sound, or the humour/plot/etc. Tis your choice.

Score: 10

".."

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: August 11, 2006

I am scarred for life. Do i still get that "not being gay by the end of it" prize?

Score: 9

"EEp"

submission: Cows Mad Adventure

date: July 28, 2006

Yay! I love this! Just the right mixture of cows and...um....cacti?
Anyway, cute graphics, nice sound, pretty good idea, although there shouldve been some easter eggs, or if there were, make them easier. It got a bit boring after ten jumps because it's just cows. Maybe you could spruce it up somehow? Anyway.

Score: 10

"--=^.^=--"

submission: Dr Steel's Fibonacci Seq

date: July 25, 2006

I am truly shocked!
The graphics were top-notch, the music really matched the animation and the sledgehammer-wit was great. Perhaps if the info on each subject was read out, or stayed there just a teensy bit longer, it would be a bit better, but of course the speed of it made the song more catchy, and I wanted to see it again. In fact, I did. Anyway, this work greatly surpasses a great portion of all newgrounds flash! There was a perfect blend of knowledge, fastness, action (in a way) and wit. I couldn't have done better myself. You really did hit the nail on the cranium. I hope to see much more of your work in the future (In the future, there will be robots).

Score: 9

"Smexy."

submission: The Dick Collab

date: July 24, 2006

Just the right blend of penis and humour. Maybe you overdid it on the penis part but wayhey. Anyway, this was pretty funny. Maybe you should include the names so each artist can be credited with each part he worked on, don'cha think? I espesially liked the first and second ones. Rock on.

Score: 8

"Coolio"

submission: Random Stuff Episode 1

date: July 24, 2006

I would've given you a four, but my name's alex, so I gave it a five. ^.^

Anyway, I had to keep on changing the sound because the volume fluctuated. Not the funny, but pretty good. The graphics were okay, but there wasn't lots of originality, but hey, this is the first episode of many, right? Anyway, one last thing, is needs more sexiness. Really.